400 BAD REQUEST: a rendezvous without flowers 401 UNAUTHORIZED: I’m married 402 PAYMENT REQUIRED: candle-light dinner
403 FORBIDDEN: don’t even think about it
404 NOT FOUND: today is the girls’ night out
405 METHOD NOT ALLOWED: anal out of the question
406 METHOD NOT ACCEPTABLE: blowjobs out of the question
407 PROXY AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED: I have to ask Mom first
408 REQUEST TIMEOUT: when did you last call?
409 CONFLICT: who was that blonde?
411 LENGTH REQUIRED: you call this “big”?
412 PRECONDITION FAILED: you don’t have a condom?
413 REQUEST ENTITY TOO LARGE: won’t fit!
415 UNSUPPORTED MEDIA TYPE: foursomes out of the question
500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR: period
501 NOT IMPLEMENTED: have never tried that
503 SERVICE UNAVAILABLE: headache
504 GATEWAY TIMEOUT: that’s all?
DOWNLOAD COMPLETE: “God! You were FAN-TASTIC! “
SERVER NOT AVAILABLE: keep getting that damn answering machine…
ILLEGAL OPERATION: *SLAP!* “Where the hell do think you’re putting that?!?!”